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nccer certified

Adopted in 1996 as a standard for teaching squirrels how to prove they can keep from shutting equipment down and go out & do work. It's not like ISA requring an actual apprentiship & time based knowledge. You can get NCCER certified in a week & if that's what the major oil companies want lets see how that works out for them!
I'm NCCER certified!
by James D. Brown September 10, 2020
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Bizzle Certified

A certification provided by the one and only, Bizzle. The highest honor and a symbol of authenticity and grace. When you see someone or something is Bizzle certified there is guaranteed class and grace in them.

Comes from the youtuber Bizzlesnaff
Grace: Wow look at Max, he's so perfect..
Ashley: Yeah, I heard he's Bizzle Certified.
by LongPinkObject November 19, 2020
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delusha-certain

The absolute and bulletproof certainty that comes with delusion, generally triggering rage accompanied by nasty words and actions if challenged with objective facts and logic.
Oh don't mess with her on the subject of her singing future, because while she sounds like a foghorn to us mortals, she's delusha-certain her talent discovery is imminent and that's why she walks around with that cat-shit smile.
by JessicaWalters April 28, 2021
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ta certo

??- vais levar calças tropa hoje concha
concha- ta certo
by tacerto.tatysilva November 21, 2021
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Bruno Certificate

A fraudulent birth certificate for the sole purpose to be allowed to play youth sports at a much older age. This usually extends into high school, when a fat, overweight 22 year old plays against 17-18 year olds.
Parent 1 - “hey, that kid has a full beard and a neck tattoo!”
Parent 2 - “looks like he got a Bruno Certificate from that doctor who works out of the motor lodge.”
by Twiggish January 17, 2022
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Totes Cleats

Ben made us these hats, and they're Totes Cleats!
by Mr Wang's F1 Tours March 24, 2022
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bmw certified

Someone who has either drove a BMW for at least 6 months or 10,000 miles. As well as not crashed or damaged the vehicle within the last 6 months. This Indicates that they are certified to drive other BMW’s.
Don’t worry Jacob I am bmw certified. I can drive your BMW.
by KelrJr April 22, 2022
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