Cluster Fuck

A bunch of duck or geese decoys thrown into a almost circle. Works great for duck or goose hunting.

How you want to thrown the decoys out?

Cluster fuck it man.

by Hern 93 May 17, 2011

Cluster Fuck

A cluster of people that have their backs turned to someone/thing and are doomed by it

Hey look at that cluster fuck of people

by xIridescentx June 23, 2011

Vampa Claus

Vampire Santa Claus

Watch your back on Christmas Eve, or Vampa Claus could bite your neck.

by greatgazoo19 November 23, 2010

Friendship Clause

In the event of Best Friend achieving the status of "in a relationship" the friend that activated the Friendship Clause is asking said friend to "investigate" his girlfriend's friends for his friend's (That activated said clause) next proper girlfriend.

In the event of said friend not sticking to the once activated clause, a point is deducted on the friendship status (and may result in extended silent amongst friends). But if all best friends of said girlfriend do not meet criteria for the best friend (not suitable for dating of best friend i.e sluts, crazy, age) then the clause is then waived but always invoked for future potential candidates.

"I will need to activate the Friendship Clause, she has some hot friends."

by Dex Rip March 29, 2012

Santa Clause

An extremely Liberal individual. A Santa Clause follows unrealistic economic and social principles and hates religion.

Santa Clauses often drive a hatchback and reward naughty children under the tree.

God is a Republican and Santa Clause is a Democrat.

That limp-wristed, pot-smoking, daisy-picking Liberal is such a SANTA CLAUSE.

by Cheergurl07 November 20, 2006

Cluster Fuck

This is used in medicine by doctors in training (residents) especially ER residents which means too many patients hit the door at the same time. You get fucked when theres a total piece of shit patient (such as a crack head with a gunshot wound) because they suck up a lot of time. You get clusterfucked when several crackheads shoot eachother and instead of doing the world a favor come into the ER for blood transfusions etc that will unfortuantely save their lives.

Yeah I was about to discharge this sorority hottie and go home when I got totally Cluster Fucked by 4 bangers with multiple GSW to the chest.

by Drdavidcalling December 17, 2006

Cluster Fuck

When something really small becomes something really huge or big. The product of this is a cluster fuck.

I had a small stain on my shirt, a little dot sized stain. I tried to rub it out and it turned into a huge cluster fuck of a stain.

by Ste-V Ray March 11, 2008