Chinese New Year

When a person attaches one or more fireworks to their genitals and then igniting said fireworks.

Drunkard #1: "Dude I woke up this morning and I smelled like gunpowder and all my ball hair was scorched off!"

Drunkard #2: "Yeah, you tied a dozen bottle rockets to your wang and pulled a chinese new year."

by CJudge941 June 16, 2011

Chinese Wiener Cuff

When 1 dude puts his foreskin over the other dudes dick head

When I wanna get down like Shazzam from H-Town with my homo lover, I dazzle him with the Chinese Wiener Cuff! Works every time!!

by 40 ounces of 4 skin August 28, 2007

Chinese Homerun

To hit a foul ball over the backstop and into the crowd.

Yo man, nice chinese homerun; too bad we're in America!!

Your son's chinese homerun hit my pregnant wife and killed her, behind the backstop.

by Shaun Bak November 6, 2008

chinese

country that some people think every east and south eastern Asian came/originated from

Tim: Hey, chinese kid

Rulki: Sorry dude, I'm Filipino

Jon: WOW! A Chinese kid

Rulki: Thanks, but I'm from The Philippines

Jon: Did you just move here from China?

Rulki: My ancestors are Filipino but I was born in California

by God hates me more than you August 25, 2011

Chinese Staircase

The act of punching a woman in the stomach during pregnancy at a low level of seating, in an attempt to abort a fetus.

ie. my sister got pregnant again by Dad, so i chinese staircased her.

by nameko neki October 26, 2009

Chinese Donut

When a man ejaculates onto a womans belly button and throws sugar onto it.

Jenny was off the pill so I gave her a tasty Chinese Donut.

by RakelB May 15, 2011

Chives

Chives, most people call them green onions, but they're really scallions.

The misuses always fixes a plate of relish with them little carrot sticks. Y'know, olives, pickles, chives...most folks call 'em "green onions" , but they're really scallions. Have you ever noticed that, Joe?

See: Firesign Theater, Stan Freberg -Christmas Dragnet (1953)

by Roxanne Pearls July 23, 2016