candy jones

Major creeper on all social media platforms.

I got a friend request from that candy Jones. She is a face book imposter. She is just trying to extort information out of you.

by London topaz April 21, 2018

Candy Corn

1: a sweat treat eaten around halloween time
2: a piece of cotton with a string attached that females shove up their vaginas to dry their dead kids up with.

goes in as a clean-cunt-stick, comes out a bloody-cunt-mess

(a.k.a-A FUCKING TAMPON)

Oh shit my candy corn is sideways!!

by waytoocreativeforthis November 12, 2019

candy love

“Candy love” means the love is sweet but hard

I wish I had myron’s and mia’s candy love

by MYRØN July 24, 2022

jet-candy

jet-candy is a homoepathic remedy for jetlag coming from long-distance travel

Take Jet-Candy when you travel and keep it handy

by Jet-Candy September 19, 2017

condor candy

cocaine.

just say no to condor candy

by livingstongoodfellow July 20, 2014

Candy Handy

When someone licks their hands. coats it in pop rocks and gives a hand job.

Candy handy's are usually offered by bubblegum bimbo strippers and creepy dudes named Andy. -cba

by Altrockman July 4, 2019

Snout and Candy

What Junior The Forbidden One smelled…

“I smell snout and candy yeaaa”

Junior loves snout and candy

If anything triggers or intensely arouses J it’s most definitely snout and candy

Snout and candy for junior is what kryptonite is to superman lol

A dangerous yet irresistible combo is snout and candy

by jezzabellheights_ July 18, 2022