Callum Cain

A very small man that is cool.
Callum Cain also has a big penis

Guy: You have a small penis
You: No I'm a Callum Cain

by Benlikeslily May 8, 2019

Callum

The most annoying son of a bitch you will ever know. He is a dick head and will always try to show off.

Callum was being Callum around his "friends"

by James Vassallo May 29, 2019

Callum’s crib

Used in a sentence for a disgusting room usually filled with fast food , soft drinks and clothes on the floor.

Friend 1”have you seen David’s room!”
Friend 2” I know look at the state of it , that’s definitely a Callum’s crib.”

by Decoydoedoe June 9, 2019

Calum

A chav in denial, but truthfully he is. He confirmed it with his own words but is too much of a bitch to admit it.

Me: He's such a Calum
Them: No I'm not, I'm just a PokeLegends staff!

by Evo0 June 10, 2019

Callum

Callum is a great guy to be friends with. He's nicknamed 'small' but is actually small. Overall you should be lucky to be friends with him as he will be your friend forever. He's also a sweaty boi.

Me: Honestly I'm really lucky to have met Callum
Long lank: Ikr he's such a nice kid

by gam3ral June 17, 2019

Callum purdie

A jakeball who has the biggest brows in the whole off oxgangs, shags anything that (moves )

(Callum purdie) I LOVE THE VAGG

by Boom box July 9, 2019

Callum

Callum is the most hideous human you will ever see when you look at him it makes you very glad your not a Callum. He is manly attracted to girls under the age of 6 and has been arrested for having sex with a dead body of an 8 year old boy and gets bullied a lot manly by boys under the age of 10 if you see a Callum then do not approach him

Callum a pedo

by Dead body fucker July 12, 2019