Shlomo the Camel

* Shlomo the Camel is a famous camel often used in songs (Shlomo the Camel has 100 humps, 100 humps, 100 humps, Shlomo the Camel has 100 humps and that is how he goes, backwards) (only it sounds better in Hebrew than in English). It's mainly a road song, like 100 bottles of beer on the wall.
* Shlomo's character has been deformed and mutilated when it was carried over to such concepts as being the CEO of "Hashish for Free", and/or having e^1 or phi or pi or i humps (those are all unique mathematical numbers).
* Generally, Shlomo is just an ordinary camel, but for some reason he's very famous, perhaps because of his incredibly unbelieveably stupid name.
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Shlomo the Camel = Shlomo Hagamal.
* LeShlomo Hagamal yesh 100 dabashot, 100 dabashot, 100 dabashot, leShlomo Hagamal yesh 100 dabashot, vekaha who ho lech a-cho-ra...

by Yaly Sela September 25, 2005

camel stuck in a well

When a male puts his penis between the cheekes of an ass

I gave Suzy a Camel stuck in a well.

by Jason Brivens September 21, 2005

Joe Camel

A man's privates. Alternative name for the male reproductive organs (penis and tesicles)

Mary, I'd love it if you'd touch my Joe Camel

by BitchSlap August 7, 2003

Two angry camels in a tiny car

Two angry camels in a tiny car references a sexual act so bizarre it cannot be found on sites such as urbandictionary.com

First made famous by youtuber RayWilliamJohnson.

"Dude, is your new girlfriend freaky in bed?"

"Yo, last night she gave me a crazy two angry camels in a tiny car job."

by Purplishisness January 26, 2010

camelonasophobia

(lit. "fear of the camel's nose") Psychological condition characterized by strong negative emotional reactions, not to what is actually happening at the moment, but to something that might possibly happen in the future if the present behaviors, circumstances, etc. are allowed to continue. (From the old story about a camel putting its nose into a tent, and eventually taking over the entire tent.)

Jim: "I tell you, if we don't stop these immigrants now, pretty soon we'll all be forced to speak Spanish all the time, eat nothing but bean tacos, listen to mariachi music all day, and do the Mexican hat dance! We real Americans will be outnumbered! Our culture will be overwhelmed!"

Tim: "Whoa, that's some serious camelonasophobia, dude."

by Skip Mendler February 1, 2006

camel humper

Camel Humper...
In Texas we enjoy calling people that are from the middle east camel humpers.

Osama bin laden likes to have sex with camels while he is not busy hiding from the u.s.a.

by Tasha April 6, 2005

camellia

camellia is one of the most rarer of the laydee lankans a tamilous hottrificus breed it only resides in the Eastern part of toronto and is known to be quite a treat for the eye. It seems to elude the noisey and loud mouthed watchers, but seems to be very interested in the more intelectual camellia watchers(those who go sight seeing, with binoculars for the camellia)
SEEEEEN...tamilus hottesttofcus(camellia)

the camellia was spotted with the mate male tamilus hotterificus looking for bumbagoats.

by CameLiA October 28, 2006