Crap on a catapult

A vulgar phrase a person says when they are angry or frustrated.
Crap on a catapult! They ruined my campaign signs!
Damn Shit Damn it God damn it Fuck Crap Dammit For fuck's sake ffs For fuck's sake
by 024 don't blaze it December 27, 2015
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crapling crap

what a meathead says when something is very very crappy
this food is the worst crapling crap I've ever had. or better yet that chics booty is crapling crap
by wildbriar shore March 25, 2011
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crapping paper

Really cheap Christmas wrapping paper. Usually purchased at the dollar store. Terribly thin, it is so fragile that wrapping a gift is next to imposable. Also known as crapmas paper
My wife bought dollar store crapping paper and forced me to wrap all the gifts.
by grandmnasterB December 23, 2009
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Mom Crap

The collection of strange and useful artifacts found in a mothers or grandmothers Mary Poppinsesque handbag. Such as, but not limited to: tissue, emery boards, lip balm, make-up, notebook, pen and pencil, healthy snack and coloring book.
Girl 1: Does your mother carry eye cream and mints in her purse?
Girl 2: Yeah.
Girl 1: That's Mom Crap.
by emeraldeyes December 20, 2014
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Crap Masta

1. A person (usually a friend) who screws you over cheaply. This is usually nothing serious - Ex. While playing a video game, your friend camps and kills you a lot, making him a Crap Masta. See also camper
by DarkEye May 03, 2005
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crap cart

A cheap, brightly colored and patterned baby stroller used by the leathery, methamphetamine-aged, toothless, wrinkled, flat-assed and huge-breasted female human in Oildale, a hideous neighborhood of bakersfield, ca.

Often full of beer cans, trash, unwanted children or other tweeker goods. Used in lieu of the shopping carts that her male counterpart uses.
theres a nappy baby and a 12 pack of Naty Ice in that stroller being pushed by a toothless, huge-breasted, beastly woman with oily blond hair! That must be her crap cart!
by rab1989 May 06, 2010
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