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crap cart

A cheap, brightly colored and patterned baby stroller used by the leathery, methamphetamine-aged, toothless, wrinkled, flat-assed and huge-breasted female human in Oildale, a hideous neighborhood of bakersfield, ca.

Often full of beer cans, trash, unwanted children or other tweeker goods. Used in lieu of the shopping carts that her male counterpart uses.
theres a nappy baby and a 12 pack of Naty Ice in that stroller being pushed by a toothless, huge-breasted, beastly woman with oily blond hair! That must be her crap cart!
by rab1989 May 6, 2010
mugGet the crap cartmug.

Crap Masta

1. A person (usually a friend) who screws you over cheaply. This is usually nothing serious - Ex. While playing a video game, your friend camps and kills you a lot, making him a Crap Masta. See also camper
<head shot> Man, stop camping you crap masta!
by DarkEye May 2, 2005
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SMULCH-A-CRAP

A Girl straddles a guy’s chest while he eats her out. When she comes, she shits on his chest and smears it into an S shape before retiring her camping tent for a great nights sleep under the stars in Southeast Missouri.
The campground showers are very convenient after my yearly SMULCH-A-CRAP with my wife.
by SMULCH December 31, 2020
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Clean Crap

Clean Crap is basically very clean and polished shit/poop. Clean Crap is only created when someone eats watermelon and takes a crap from their butt. This next step is optional: take a glove and pull the clean crap out of the toilet and place is in a bowl. Wrap plastic wrap all around the bowl and put the bowl in your trophy case. Last but not least: congratulate yourself for creating "Clean Crap" .
Clean Crap is also someone who is hot, sexy, and cool but you don't like.
"Dude is that clean crap over there on the street"
" That guy is totally a piece of clean crap"
by TheChair64 April 7, 2017
mugGet the Clean Crapmug.

Crap sucker

Cesspool pumping truck functions like a huge vacuum cleaner- the suction hose pulls the shit into the truck but the air that was in the truck’s tank has to exit the tank and go into the outside air. Wearing oxygen mask is advised.
Septic pumper truck, Cesspool pumping truck, Crap sucker sucking
by Vitalik June 1, 2007
mugGet the Crap suckermug.

boring crap

when something is so boring that you would rather watch justin beiber
this is some boring crap screw this meeting
by grayson4949 September 30, 2020
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Crap Diggin'

A method that one does to 'help' their own feces out of their ass. A person who has learned to remove unwanted waste from their intestines with a gloved or ungloved finger. A person, often old and smelly, who enjoys rootin' around in their rectum.
The old hag was tired of waiting for her bowels to move so she threw herself into crap diggin' mode and removed it.

I thought she was in her room reading but to my horror she was indeed crap diggin' again.

She turned the pages of her bible with her crap diggin' hands.
by Sass sha J May 25, 2010
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