crapling crap

what a meathead says when something is very very crappy

this food is the worst crapling crap I've ever had. or better yet that chics booty is crapling crap

by wildbriar shore April 11, 2011

crap ton

2,000 tons or 4,000,000 lb

That ship weighs 30 crap tons

by nilethe146 August 20, 2016

Green Crap

Green Crap - is slang for everything eco friendly.

Solar Wind and other green crap

by Nov8tiv May 31, 2018

Pile of crap

Donald Trump

Wow, look at that pile of crap Donald Trump.

by LiberalLina January 14, 2021

Crap attack

When you start having a heart attack when you have to take a crap from smoking

My grandma just had a crap attack

by Written words July 6, 2016

Clean Crap

Clean Crap is basically very clean and polished shit/poop. Clean Crap is only created when someone eats watermelon and takes a crap from their butt. This next step is optional: take a glove and pull the clean crap out of the toilet and place is in a bowl. Wrap plastic wrap all around the bowl and put the bowl in your trophy case. Last but not least: congratulate yourself for creating "Clean Crap" .
Clean Crap is also someone who is hot, sexy, and cool but you don't like.

"Dude is that clean crap over there on the street"
" That guy is totally a piece of clean crap"

by TheChair64 April 7, 2017

Crap Diggin'

A method that one does to 'help' their own feces out of their ass. A person who has learned to remove unwanted waste from their intestines with a gloved or ungloved finger. A person, often old and smelly, who enjoys rootin' around in their rectum.

The old hag was tired of waiting for her bowels to move so she threw herself into crap diggin' mode and removed it.

I thought she was in her room reading but to my horror she was indeed crap diggin' again.

She turned the pages of her bible with her crap diggin' hands.

by Sass sha J May 25, 2010