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red hot chili peppers 

An amazing band often envied and titled "overrated" only because of their major success. Definitely one of the greatest bands of all time and immensely contagious, The Red Hot Chili Peppers have pioneered through decades of change and will very likely always be a remnant of what music once was. & to that one kid that was like "why do they always write about sex!!!1111"
They can write about what they want, if you have to now choose carefully what you write songs about, then what's happening to music now?
"The Red Hot Chili Peppers are coming to our town!"
"I just pissed!!"
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diggin in my chili 

when a woman wants to get with you in a sesual manner
"Damn, the way she looked at you."
"Yeah, she was all diggin in my chili."
diggin in my chili by bdgone November 5, 2003

Texas Chili Bowl 

When a man/woman shits blood and diarrhea into a partner's mouth and the other eats it all with crackers. The fingers must be liked clean after to enjoy the full bowl.
Pedro and Jennifer go through a whole bowl of saltines when they both enjoy a large Texas chili bowl.
Texas Chili Bowl by hookedonphonics September 3, 2012

San Francisco Chili Dog

A sexual act whereby the male squats a dump on his lady's chest. He then proceeds to tit-fuck the mess between the cleavage.
Last night I gave Charlize a San Francisco Chili Dog!

mexican chili dog 

a mexican that just had anal sex and the girl shit on his little pepe
"odolay homess last night this bitch ay.. she gave me a mexican chili dog so i capped her ass in the head ay.."

10 seconds later...

"hey cabron u wanna go get some wienerschneitzels?"
mexican chili dog by ERIC KIM November 1, 2006

Texas chili bone 

when a girl shaves her pubes into your mouth, then put them on your dick, then ass fuck her.
Dude, my grandma and i performed a Texas chili bone last night. it was fucking hot.
Texas chili bone by big old boner November 10, 2009

Spicy Chili Dog 

When you chili dog a gal using red freds.

Chili doggin' is of course when you drop a pile of turds (or puddle of diarrhea) between a pair of breasts then proceed to titty fuck using the feces as lubrication. Red freds are turds that are distinctly red with blood, and it is that beautiful crimson red--like from hot chilies--that makes it a Spicy Chili Dog. It should be noted that the unique texture and consistency of the red fred makes for the most pleasurable chili doggin' experience.
I though this intestinal ulcer was a horrible curse because I have been dropping red freds for the last month. But ever since I discovered the Spicy Chili Dog I hope it never heals. My bloody turds are a world class lubricant and they have made the skin on my genitals and my grandmother's breast soft and wrinkle free.