chair

Wait.... you don't know what a chair is?!

*dave* "ok, imma go sit in that chair over there"
*john*" WaiT WhAtS A chAiR!!!111!!"
*dave* "we are no longer friends"

by mc chicken on the beat June 16, 2018

Chair sex

The act of sitting down on your chair so hard that it starts squealing and screaming

"Trashy loves chair sex and fucking her chair, that's her bitch!! It was squealing so much!"

by Gaythens June 17, 2018

Chair

Something you can grind your arse on at night when you're feeling lonely.

I like to grind on chairs :)

by Sex Offender with a Penis August 30, 2018

Busby's (Stoop) Chair

A haunted oak chair, known to be cursed by Thomas Busby. So many deaths were attributed to people who sat on it.

Don't sit on the Busby's (stoop) chair, or you'll get cursed.

by SilvaJulie September 11, 2018

Snapped like a 2 dollar lawn chair

How an obsessed jealous ex girlfriend reacts when she comes in contact with the love of her life in public and he is with another bitch

When i seen Cory with his new bitch at the park. I snapped like a 2 dollar lawn chair.

by A816K September 25, 2018

Gangwars Chair

The horrid punget scent of hours on hours of clenched ass cheek sweat and dick cheese accumulation after playing gangwarsrp all day.

That nigga Pacc nasty booty ass got gangwars chair. Ol stank booty ass boy

by Watameloan June 26, 2019

The Rocking Chair

When you have a boner and your push your dick downwards between your thighs, adding lots of lube, your rock back and forth until you finish.

"the rocking Chair" is my favourite way to masturbate... you have to be careful though or you will cum on your own ass.

by Lonely Bater December 1, 2019