Myspace Celeb

A person that is famous mostly or only because of being on Myspace. It's a phenomenon as perplexing as Paris Hilton's fame.

The most well known Myspace Celebs are Tom and Tila Tequila.

by AMAZING JENN June 11, 2006

ceiling cat

A Feline deity who enjoys carving a hidden niche into the ceiling so it can hide above its victim's bed and watch masturbation take place.

I was masturbating this morning and I was startled when I looked up and saw Ceiling cat.

by Coil222 June 11, 2006

cereal killer

When someone eats cereal for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

Person 1: Dude buy yourself a sandwich your becoming a cereal killer

Person 2: SHUTTUP IM BEAUTIFUL *MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH*

by triple anal rape January 16, 2014

girth certificate

Another term for the condom that you keep in your wallet.
(Like how a birth certificate proves your birth, a condom can prove your girth)

My friend not only keeps a copy of his birth certificate in his wallet, but he also carrys a girth certificate with him at all times...just in case.

by Bloodied Shadow May 21, 2018

Ceilena

A great woman with poised with sassiness that cannot be touched. It may be in her walk, her talk, or her looks, but there is no doubt it means she owns the room and has that natural charisma. She has swagger, and dominates in life. Although her hands may be a bit cold at times, she has a warm heart, and her kiss is passionate and perfect. She is usually a dark brunette with long hair. Can be very witty and intelligent and athletic too when she feels like it. There is always a gorgeous smile on her face, and her laugh is really sweet. She is very classy. She never gives one a hard time. She is basically one's best friend.

person 1 - Wow, she's like a goddess!

person 2 - yeah, she's a Ceilena

I love my best friend! She's my Ceilena

Hi Ceilena!!!

by agms July 9, 2011

Celeste

Celeste is a soft, delight and pleasant name with heavenly overtones, meaning heavenly; originating in the Latin language.

Celeste has a original, independent mindset on life, nothing can stand in the way of what she truly wants. When she is in love, she will not stop with her unconditional love.

Usually short females with thick thighs and pretty eyes, that can stop you in your tracks. Long beautiful hair that you can cover yourself in. A big heart, and a killer smile. Do not ever let a girl like Celeste go, you'll realize what a mistake it'll be.

A gift sent from the heavens, and her name is Celeste.

by Henderson69 December 20, 2016

62 cents

The amount of money Mr. Krabs takes in exchange for spongebob's soul.

Mr. Krabs: "How much money we talkin' about?"
Spongebob: "Mr Krabs?"
The Flying Dutchman: " 62 cents! "
Mr Krabs: "I'll take the money!"remind
Spongebob: "MR. KRABS!"

by jiggsop July 16, 2018