The Hazell Business

When George does something typically George like - We call this "The Hazell Business"

Ryan - "Chunky, George put warhammer up his bum again" Chunky - "He's always doing The Hazell Business"

by Chunkyy August 20, 2022

Real Estate Business Developer

An unqualified individual who thru what seems like sheer magic manages to get themselves a job at a real estate company. Have they ever sold real estate? no, have they ever done mortgages? no, have they ever done closings? no. Their only skill is simply to be able to spot companies with weak leadership who allow them to collect a salary for doing absolutely nothing of meaning or tangible value for the organizations they represent.

Uber Driver: If you need any help with your Real Estate needs I can point you in the right direction, I just do this for fun, I'm actually a Real Estate Business Developer for a Real Estate company.
Passenger: So you sell real estate?
Uber Driver: Nah, I just watch tik toks and make posts in social media with quotes I find about authenticity, power and confidence.
Passenger: You missed my stop

by Agente Secreto January 19, 2023

3 to 5 Business days

That's how long it takes for your friend to respond

"Jane usually responds within 3 to 5 Business days but it could be even later in certain circumstances"

by Dev1325 August 7, 2023

I don’t see how that’s any of your business.

An answer to every possible question.

- So you grew up in Louisiana?
- I don’t see how that’s any of your business.

by kangaroo4life November 3, 2021

bushnappa

A person of low financial income, but of high shrubbery income. A person who is drawn to sleeping in hedges. A person of the street. A tramp. Comes from the English "Bush" and the Ruubway "Nappa" (Napper in English)

"That man over there with the brown paper bag is a bushnappa"
"Come Dwayne, less go rob dat Bushnappas spare change"

by Doctor Ock March 15, 2004

Bus in The Ditch

(noun) A screw up or mistake. The origin of this phrase was as a metaphor for the state of the country during the primaries of the 2008 presidential election.

We shouldnt ask who put the bus in the ditch. Just fix the problem.

by uhuhyep September 27, 2009

burine

synonym for diarrhoea

I ate a bad prawn, which resulted in my burine spraying EVERWHERE, it was ghastly!

by Jimmy Crickets February 28, 2010