bulwet

a bulwet is the hair that you feel when you touch your butt. it could also be used to call your friends when you want to annoy them.

: HOY MUKHA KANG BULWET
: SML?

by robbie the bandwagon colmenar October 9, 2019

Ballet

Self torture

Yesterday I almost died doing ballet.

by Hillary poops too January 29, 2020

Stoner ballet

A rare occurrence, no photos or videos allowed, this is a sacred event, when everyone in a small group is stoned and slow individual dancing occurs.

We have entered the stoner ballet, no phones allowed!

by Erin_Dreales June 22, 2023

wisconsin water ballet

Watching whales on a boat in Hawaii

The Wisconsin water ballet was awesome. We saw 6 humpbacks breaching today.

by dave900 October 24, 2010

blue-collar ballet

Professional wrestling (perhaps because most matches have predetermined outcomes)

I don't care for blue-collar ballet.

by The Return of Light Joker December 30, 2011

Bite The Billet

When one must not only 'bite the bullet', but also 'bite the billet' and be brave enough to embark on a long journey of self-discovery and hopefully be praised with shouts of 'Bravo!' at the end of it.

"Bite the billet!"

"Go and bite the billet!"

by MC Kirby December 3, 2003

Monkey Bullets

This occurs when you touch all four of your fingers against your thumb, then stick finger-formation in your anal; gathering feces on all fingers. Once collected on fingers, flick on recipient's face in a bogey-flicking like manner. This causes the effect of flying scattered bullets.

Brandon: Mason was talking a lot of shit the other day, so I prepared an arsenal of monkey bullets. When he was wondering what I was doing, I quickly fired Monkey Bullets in his face and said ''Have your shit back!''

by Hayden Trudgill March 24, 2008