British Grinder

When the person giving the blowjob slowly grinds their teeth down on the penis.

Oh my god Stacy gave me a British Grinder last night now my penis hurts

by ThatOneSandwich July 20, 2016

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British Fruit Pie

A sexual act in which the testicles are placed in a colander and rubbed, then a plastic bag is placed over them, whilst five loaves of sourdough bread are rubbed around the girl's clit.

Brandon: oh god, we had a British Fruit Pie last night. It was great

Jennifer: I wish my guy would do stuff like that for me!

by Jennifer Marquez June 28, 2016

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'British Charity' - Something that is unsolicited and claimed to be done charitably for the benefit of someone else, but is actually done forcefully with a self-serving motive for one's own good. A sham born out of a need to feel self-righteous to ease one's conscience even while performing an act of pure greed and self-interest at the cost of another. And an act that causes one to feel smug and proud for paying a penny in the process of stealing a pound from another person.

George: Did Britain truly make India free because its leaders went through an inner spiritual awakenning that colonialism was unrighteous?

Ram: No it was a case of British Charity!

by DharmaKarma June 24, 2016

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BROTUS

First Gentleman of the United States. Comes from the acronym for the First Lady of the United States (FLOTUS), but this (for obvious reasons) fits better than the acronym FGOTUS.

A: Yo, did you hear that Hillary lost the election?
B: Yeah, guess Bill Clinton won't be the first BROTUS after all...

by Toblucz November 21, 2016

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