Country Blumpkin 

The act of receiving dome while dropping a loaf in the countryside. Preferably from a family member.

George received a country blumpkin while at Ed's house in Harmony. It was the stinkiest blow job ever.

Country Blumpkin by Michael Osmolak April 11, 2008

Double Blumpkin 

While receiving a blumpkin, instead of using the toilet to release your shitty load, you use a female or male's mouth. While the other female or male covers the blowjob portion.

Erin and Aspen give a KILLER double blumpkin!

Double Blumpkin by Bigolfattiedoubleblumpkin January 2, 2009

A Blumpkin

While online gaming, killing an enemy whilst teabagging the previous kill.

Got him, teabagging. Oh shit there's another...I just got a blumpkin.

A Blumpkin by TheHeya November 9, 2018

Jujy Fruit Blumpkin 

A derivative of the blumpkin. While one girl blows you, you shit in another girl's mouth but instead of her swallowing your dookie, she chews your shit, thus leaving shit in her teeth like she ate a jujy fruit. In order to clean her teeth of your shit, you piss in her mouth.

I thought she just wanted a royal blumpkin but the ho loved the jujy fruit blumpkin. Better check for cavitites.

Jujy Fruit Blumpkin by Mr_Jones February 2, 2007

Spicy Blumpkin 

While shitting, getting head as she dips. Yummy spicy mint skoal saliva on your member as you take a wonderful blumpkin.

DUDE!!!! She totally gave me a spicy blumpkin, it was AWESOME!!!

Spicy Blumpkin by Logan, the 3.14 inch penis October 15, 2008

Flaming Blumpkin 

The act of receiving a blumpkin from a lava twat.

Yo bro, i gotta nice flaming blumpkin from dat ginger over there.

Flaming Blumpkin by jaytangmacdaddy August 10, 2010

confederate blumpkin 

The act of getting a blowjob while taking a shit in a random ditch down in the south. After shitting you then take the fecal matter and cover the girl in it. You then run that black bitch out of town yelling, "FOR THE CONFEDERACY"

That bitch gave me a confederate blumpkin....then I had to lynch her

confederate blumpkin by The angry southerner November 24, 2010