Blocked

Ha! That's fucking hilarious!

Hym "They blocked the MiedasTouch? Hilarious. Ultimate veto power."

by Hym Iam June 11, 2025

Blacker Cracker

This can apply to a black guy who happens to be whitewashed or a white guy who thinks he’s black

Blacka cracka can be used when you’re not using it with the hard R

Guy 1: yooo look, its Eminem
Guy 2: he’s one of those Blacker Crackers

by Dino_Nuggies_69 June 13, 2025

Blocerfish

Someone who misspells, occasionally. (Should not be used as a slur against dyslexia, I do not support that)

“Stop being such a Blocerfish on your texting”

by Fun, idk September 27, 2025

Doc blocked

To request a document from a website only to have it respond with "access denied".

I was trying to download the notes for class from the professor's website but I was totally doc blocked.

by habitmelon December 28, 2010

Mop Blocked

similar to "cock blocked" except the person doing the blocking is female and resembles a Mop i.e. really thin, wooden personality, mop-like hair, wouldn't know fun if it hit her in her moppy face, you could pick her up turn her upside down and wash the floor with her head

Berry: come out to me in the boonies Wugs
Wugs: not going near you if the Mop is there
Berry: stupid ass Mop, always around me... wish she'd stop Mop Blockin' me
Wugs: I would so L-bomb you if she wasn't there, I do it to everyone
Berry: maybe its lucky I got Mop Blocked

by BerryWugs March 8, 2011

comment blocked

when you post something on facebook and a total loser comments on it, preventing others from commenting also.

peson: "dammit! that hyna jeffrey commented on my post! i might as well delete it because he just comment blocked me! motherfucker!!"

by waterpolo15 July 17, 2011

TGIF blocked

When a colleague schedules a meeting anytime after 2pm on a Friday.

My boss TGIF blocked me so I couldn't run errands this afternoon.

by Bapumule September 23, 2011