Blanket pig

Blanket pig means blanket hog meaning someone who hogs the blanket way too much by yanking it away leaving you shivering. A blankeg hog is usually a friend at a sleepover, spouse, or a relative you are sharing a bed with.

To cope with a blanket hog simply either yank the blanket back, get another blanket, get a sweater, move sleeping locations, or just shiver your ass al night.

*Joji yanks blankets from Lily*
Lily:"jeez joji, dont be such a blanket pig."

by _pa.r.is_ April 3, 2017

Pigs in blankets

A food that consists of small sausages wrapped in bacon. It is eaten in Britain lots.

Guy 1: dude what did you have for breakfast today?
Guy 2: I had pigs in blankets, they were so good!

by Jkl66710 October 16, 2017

Blanket Talk

The shit talking that happens during sex about a person who isn’t in the room

Hey did u hear what She said about me last night

Yea it’s blanket talk don’t believe a word people say behind closed doors

by 1Shot Duke October 24, 2018

Blanket Pack

A person who was hefty but has lost a lot of weight and has a 6 pack, however the excess skin hides it from public thus having to pull the blanket*(skin) down to see the goods.

Remember when i was 205lb's now im 160 and got a blanket pack.

by kross62 April 12, 2010

Plate Blanket

When you cuddling with the homies and you start to get a hard-on, so you put a plate between you guys so your penis doesn't slip into your homies booty cheeks.

Yo, I pulled a plate blanket on Adam last night but my boner was too hard and it shattered the plate and my pp went inside him.

by cambonie May 4, 2020

Reverse Electric Blanket

The Electric Blanket, but with a fat woman and a smaller man.

She almost smothered me with her flying fat, it was a total Reverse Electric Blanket!

by Matt SR December 10, 2007

frank blanket

A loin cloth

That caveman is wearing an awesome frank blanket

by Admiral Porksword November 27, 2020