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domestic birth control

When the situation at home prevents you from bringing home a potential sexual encounter.The status of your house, i.e. kids at home, a huge mess that will not allow you to bring home a booty call.
Scarlett asked Maggie, "You gonna bring home that hunky Dave tonight?" Maggie sadly replied, "Can't. Domestic birth control. My children are home and the place looks like Katrina hit and FEMA ain't ever showin' up."
by GiddyUpGirlFL January 26, 2009
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Big Bertha

Someone/Something really fat or big. Usually get an uncomfortable feeling around Big Bertha's.
OMG!! She is such a Big Bertha! Look at her.
by CesTiger March 30, 2017
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Haps birth yo

Alternative phrasing for "Happy Birthday". Used also on social media when wishing someone a happy birthday, and don't want to be the person who writes"Happy Birthday" as it has already been left in the comments two or more times.
Today is Becca's birthday. "Hey Becca Haps Birth yo"
by Leprechauncle December 20, 2019
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Happy Birthday

It’s that one sung no one likes singing or having it be sung to you.
Everyone: (awkwardly) happy birthday to you
The birthday girl/boy: (awkwardly) *smiles*
by Gravity Club March 10, 2021
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Happy candy birthday

The two weeks before and two weeks after your actual birthday. To celebrate ones birthday for a month. A month long tribute to ones self.
Happy candy darling." "We wish you the happiest of candies." It's my happy candy birthday Beeeeeeaaaatches." "I am awesome; it's my happy candy.
by TheKKhotbox October 14, 2011
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Daytona Beach Birthmark

A particularly classless thigh tattoo found mostly on low income white females. Often seen at Spring Break, NASCAR Events and Motorcycle Events popular in Daytona Beach!
Me: " who the hell brings a barefoot toddler in only a diaper to a 7-11 at 2 in the morning?"

My Buddy: "probably the white trash princess with the Daytona Beach Birthmark using her SNAP to buy Newports!!!"
by Medic1426 March 25, 2016
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It's simras birthday

Means "I love you". It's what the kids are saying these days
Person 1: yo wassup
Person 2: it's simras birthday
Person 1: love you too bro
by Jarbie December 22, 2016
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