Urban Bitchionary

Someone who spends their free time searching up dumb shit on Urban Dictionary. An example of an Urban Bitchionary, is you.

You're an Urban Bitchionary, why'd you search this up?

by RandomRubbishRick November 24, 2022

Little Bitchitis

Something you can say to someone being an asshole or little bitch.
Usually said with a roast about something happening to someone’s head or hair.
(NOT MY IDEA, IT’S Hope Bagel Scarlatte’s IDEA ON IbisPaintX.com!!!)

“My cousin called me fat for getting a second plate of food. So I told her that she was dropped on the head as a baby and developed a rare brain disease called ‘Little Bitchitis’”.

by AnonymousNumber9993 December 27, 2022

chronic bitching syndrome

The unchanging act of constantly bitching and lying to make yourself seem cool. Common in teens and adults in their late 40s, chronic bitching syndrome is a serious illness that results in the hospitalization of many.

That guy has chronic bitching syndrome.

by Doctor of bitching April 1, 2023

bad bitchin around

The act of being a bad bitch.

Bad bitch: A self respected, strong female who has everything together. That consists of body, mind, finances, and swagger. An amusing, inspiring, fun-loving, and independent BOSS LADY who is mentally gifted and also fine as hell.

guy: yo whatcha been up to these days Angelyn?
Angelyn: just bad bitchin around.

Dave:" Do you know Angelyn?"

Jason:" Yeah. Why?"

Dave:" She is a real baddy. I'm gonna get that!"

Jason:" She is a bad bitch though. I'm gonna get it before you!"
Angelyn: you can try, but you ain’t getting shit from me.
Jason & Dave: fuck. ima simp over her.

by Bay4loco August 3, 2023

Dumb Bitching

The willing and purposeful act of shitting where you eat ... regardless of circumstances.

Why is there always so much drama at the Double R Saloon?

That's just Liv 'dumb bitching' with the diaper derby ... shrug

by Dbl Err July 23, 2024

squid-bitching

Squid blaming his team after his death for something that was clearly his fault.

*Squid dies on other side of map after pushing alone* "Bro where the FUCK is my team???" -squid-bitching

by Squiddy280 December 18, 2023

Quit bitchin

A word used by a fat guy to reply to anything said to him

Corbin “ Hey wasup”
Austin Brown “quit bitchin”

by Butterry16 November 12, 2023