bean bug

the most perfect guy you could think of. you're lucky to have him and you love spending time with him. just looking at him gives you butterflies and you just wanna hug him all the time. you make each other smile just by looking at the other.

he's my bean bug!!

by whydoesitmatter June 14, 2017

Bumpin Beans

Two hot chicks are locked in a thrusting, bean grinding, scissor action.

I walked in on Kayla and Rachel bumpin beans at Jack’s party.

by Eaton Holgoode November 4, 2017

Nora Bean

The best human bean ever. She loves cats and has dark brown hair. She is literally so funny and has a beautiful bean accent. She has two little beautiful beans Fronk and George, and they are besties with my beautiful bean Bean. You need a Nora Bean in your life.

"Who are you hanging out with after school?"
"a Nora Beans!"
"Oh she is such a nice little bean"

by TheGayestBumbleBeeYouKnow&Love November 10, 2021

Boy Bean

If you touch it you get happy :)

Come over here and touch my boy bean

by oomshi July 19, 2021

Negro Beans

The Answer to Everything

Having Marital Problems? Negro Beans!
Being Incarcerated for Fraud? Negro Beans!
Want an abortion? Negro Beans!

John, I want a divorce.

John: Negro Beans!

by Whatthefuckamidoing3 July 20, 2021

Step bean

Your best friend who makes sexual jokes and you pretend like you're gay or lesbian with. Usually they have a round head, not in an offensive way.

Friend one (no specific gender): Hey Step bean.
Friend two (same gender as friend one): Hey, wanna smash?!
Friend one: Oh yeah! So bad!

Both (After they are done for now): What a funny joke!

by Daddy Potato 🥔 123764 June 17, 2021

bean astronaut

amogus

yo dude the fire alarm looks like that one bean astronaut

sus

by userhandlegoeshere July 1, 2021