banana car

a car designed like a banana, preferable transportation of the banana man

did you see that banana car down the street!?

by xgunsxxgoxxbang October 10, 2005

Banana

Banana, A subscriber of Onision who watches his videos obsessively they begin to peel their own skin off while cannibalising themselves to the point of death. Most Bananas aka Onision subscribers wind up DEAD or in the hospital due to the cancerous effect of his videos. Onision must be stopped!

"Guy 1 : Hey, have you ever heard of Onision?"
"Guy 2: Oh you mean the next Hitler?"
"Guy 1: *kills himself with a banana"

by pIZZALOVER2000zzz February 13, 2017

Banana

A subscriber of onision who watches his videos obsessively they begin to peel their own skin off while cannibalising themselves to the point of death ,most bananas aka onision subscribers wind up dead or in the hospital due to the cancerous effect of his videos.onision must be stopped

Guy1:hey have you ever heard of onision?

Guy2:oh you mean the next hitler?
Guy1:*kills himself*(was an onision subscriber aka a banana)

by Snake(ssssssss) February 13, 2017

Mudslide Banana Split

Grab a banana and peel it, remove the banana. Then take a shit and place it inside the peel. Shove the Banana log in the girl's mouth and then begin to fuck her mouth, banana and all.

Person 1: Oh I gotta take a shit! Get me a banana!

Person 2: Why?

Person 1: So I can shit in it and fuck my gurl's brains out! Mudslide banana split time!

by syngates13 July 8, 2011

SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermi

Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.

I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.



SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.

by Catamount June 21, 2008

banana guard

Male condom. Rubber. Dumdum, if you will.

Be safe. Use a banana guard everytime.

by Keenie May 18, 2006

Banana Sanchez

Very similar to a Dirty Sanchez, but more delicious. After coitus employing a banana-flavored condom, the penis is swiped across the woman's upper-lip, leaving a fragrant trail of banana semen.

The Banana Sanchez was the perfect ending to Laura and Eric's first date.

by MontgomeryQ March 25, 2009