ball worthy

something that is worth giving a testicle for.

Woah, dude! That car is totally ball worthy!

by God's gift to humanity. June 7, 2009

ball hand

Act of putting hands down ones pant grabbing there genitals and slapping another person in the face

I just ball handed the shit outa that guy

by Pete April 29, 2004

Hospital Ball

In contact sports for example Rugby League, the Act of passing the football when you are too scared to take the hit up on your own, Instead passing the football late to a team mate putting them in a position where they will get hit hard by the opposition, potentially putting them into hospital .

Ryan has just thrown a real late ball, He should have taken the hit himself, What a hospital ball. Classic Ryan.

by #g&jl October 8, 2019

Orphan the Balls

Ignoring the testicles when giving a blowjob.

Her BJs would be better if she didn't orphan the balls.

by aurora89 December 22, 2009

Hoppy Ball

When during a game of FIFA you completely mess up a simple pass, lobbed or through ball.

Pass me the ball? FOR FUCK SAKE THATS SUCH A HOPPY BALL!

by Scopey January 16, 2011

the cock and the balls of it

giving the readers digest version of something, AKA "the gist of it"

I'm a very busy man and I don't have time for long drawn out explanations, just give me the cock and the balls of it.

by Special needs student September 1, 2012

dangling balls

Big dangling balls is what happens when you relax too much

I relaxed too much and ended up with dangling balls

by ste w October 30, 2013