Alaskan Paint Job

Receiving a lap dance and the stripper leaves a skid mark behind.

I went to the strip club for a lap dance and ended up leaving with an Alaskan Paint Job.

by tj2x May 12, 2011

alaskan drainpipe

The act of having a shit, freezing it and using it as a dildo.

'Last night, I caught my wife playing with an alaskan drainpipe in the bedroom.'

'I looked in the freezer and found my daughter's alaskan drainpipe setting.'

by thatguydave May 27, 2014

alaska

A state that boarders Canada to the east. It is known for snow, sled dogs, and sled dog racing.

I have never been to Alaska, but my cousins in Canada have.

by Anonymous June 24, 2003

alasken bob slide

rapeing each other while walking down a stair case.

alasken bob slide, is where two people will be walking down stairs while guy shoves banana penis up straw berry vagina.

by janney the molester September 7, 2009

Alaskan Oil Pipe

Sex move that is done by the man shitting into a condom and twisting it at the to seal it in then using as a dildo on the woman

Male: Would like to do that Alaskan Oil Pipe?
Female: OH MY GOD... YES!

by Grandpa Feces August 22, 2011

Alaskan Firedragon

Originally came into use in South-Western Michigan in the 49456 area code it is defined as the act of jizzing in a women then telling her something along the lines of "Honey, I have HIV/AIDS/or some other terrible disease."

Mike: Did you here what Jim did to Sally?
Chris: What did he do?
Mike: Instead of breaking up with her he gave her the alaskan firedragon!!!
Christ: Really? Hahahahahaha

by bonzeben23 January 18, 2010

Alaskan Corndog

When a guy shits into a girls booty hole. The girl then shits his shit into another girls vagina. The guy then proceeds to have sex with the 2nd girl. Once he comes into her shit filled vagina, the 1st girl eats the shit and cum out of the 2nd girls vagina. This is closely related to the Alabama Hot Pocket.

Dude, last night me sharon and tanya did the sweetest alaskan corndog.

by Mister Marx May 18, 2009