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Asshole Collar

A type of shirt where the Collar and possibly the Cuffs are white and the body of the shirt is colored (blue, etc). Originated from the desire to be seen as both "White Collar" and aware of fashion trends. Predominantly worn by investment bankers, asshole bosses, frat boys, and those who wish to display, but do not actually have, money.

Notable perpetrators include: Bill Lumbergh (Office Space) and Ken Lay (Enron)
That guy wore his Asshole Collar out to the bar with jeans, what a douche.

I started my new job today and I could tell my boss will be a real prick by his Asshole Collar.

Look at those frat boys wearing Asshole Collars as if they had a job and didn't live off mommy and daddy.
by Camelsah October 28, 2009
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Asshole

Someone that knows a store they shop at exploits workers, exploits suppliers, exploits taxpayers, exploits foreign slave labor, and exploits its own monopolies . . . but doesn't care because they saved a few pennies.
Why is Seshysama an asshole?--shops at Wal*Mart: quod erat demonstrandum.
by KarmaPolice1986 February 11, 2014
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assholian

1. A person who makes a complete ass of him or herself when they open their mouth. They can be commonly found on tv news channels such as CNBC
2. A wealthy capitalist hog.
Larry was an assholian to think coal could ever be a truly clean source of energy.
by Tahoian October 26, 2005
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open asshole

"AOL is the big, stinky open asshole of the ISP world."
by Johnny Christmas September 17, 2003
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talking asshole

a) someone who never stops talking long enough to think

b) someone who never stops talking shit long enough to think

c) someone whose ability to stop talking, or talking shit, has atrophied
He's a talking asshole who knows plenty of women.

He was acting like a talking asshole at the funeral.

"For a while you could see the silent, helpless suffering of the brain behind the eyes, then finally the brain must have died, because the eyes went out, ... ." - William S. Burroughs
by atomicsteambunny March 24, 2006
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Assholistic

Adj. An extremely stupid action, comment or behavior.
John's comment at the wake was so assholistic even I wanted to kick his ass.

Why do you have to use such assholistic terms?
by XpideR G August 5, 2009
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assholitis

An occasional,sometimes chronic sickness caused by an excessive daily overabundance of contact with assholes. Usually in the workplace,but can come from many sources including traffic and local surroundings.
I seem to have come down with a touch of assholitis today.
by JoeNJ2 January 11, 2012
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