Definitions by KarmaPolice1986

comcastian 

Wilfully designed to be terrible, with an implication of an almost schadenfreudian delight in the suffering it brings upon the customer.

Did you see that Dr. that was beaten and dragged off the United Airlines flight? That's some comcastian customer service right there!

comcastian by KarmaPolice1986 April 18, 2017

HMU 

Acronym of "Hit me up"--a casual phrase meaning to contact a person if you are interested in the topic at hand.

"Sinferno at Dante's tonight! Wanna go? HMU."

HMU by KarmaPolice1986 July 23, 2015

Asshole 

Someone that knows a store they shop at exploits workers, exploits suppliers, exploits taxpayers, exploits foreign slave labor, and exploits its own monopolies . . . but doesn't care because they saved a few pennies.

Why is Seshysama an asshole?--shops at Wal*Mart: quod erat demonstrandum.

Asshole by KarmaPolice1986 February 11, 2014

Cunt

Saxon (non-vulgar) word for vagina

"My lady Britomart, my cunt is sore from last night, have you any advice?"
"Yes, avoid the Romans."

Cunt by KarmaPolice1986 December 27, 2013