Aspie

Someone with Asperger Syndrome or mild autism. Originates from the many tard tales of 4chan's /b/ (random) board. Gained popularity due to the popularity of tard tales and the well known fact that many of /b/'s users are aspies.

Can be used in a derogatory manner or as comedic slang.

/b/tard : "Fucking hate aspies they won't leave you the fuck alone"
Normfag : "Aspies aren't that bad, they're usually really smart"

by Svlad Cjelli IV May 20, 2019

aspousuo

tipically, normally, the "norm"

I blew my load in her face, aspousuo

by ja slim thug May 11, 2006

asparagus head

get over your self, assohle

hes actually nice

by ... June 1, 2004

asparagus head

nicer than u tools.

u r all retards

by lil June 4, 2004

Asperphobia

A fear of people with aspergers or a predujice against them, people who suffer from these either think that people with aspergers are to be avoided or treat aspergers like it's a disease rather than what it actually is.

Often completely missing the point and not getting the facts straight, often claiming that you can catch it from other people that may have it.

"Oh no...George has aspergers, he's going to infect us all."
"Diana, you suffer from Asperphobia."

by MM132 November 16, 2012

Asparagus

( pronounced ASSpah-RAGus ); A catch-all term for any vegetables that you'd rather not eat.

Mom, 'Here, I made a sandwich for you.'
Kid, '....Ick, it's got asparagus in it!!'
Mom, 'It's just lettuce and its good for you. Eat up.'

by YoucancallmeFloyd January 4, 2009

aspen

she is cute and funny in so many ways and smart she can be very nice to people dogs and other stuff and has a cut face

person:hi aspen can you help

aspen:yes

by luffy3 March 17, 2018