appletini

Alcoholic drink: half apple, half tini.

Hey, can I get an appletini, easy on the tini? ... you can really taste the apples.

by johnnywaxol May 25, 2008

Apple polishing

rubbing the sensitive head after orgasmn, driving victim insane

After he had cum, she keep apple polishing.

by treater July 12, 2009

applepious

A state of being as American as apple pie and as pious as an altar boy in the manner of Stephen Colbert.

Stephen Colbert showed how applepious he was by never questioning our great president George W. Bush and going to Catholic Mass every Sunday.

by icancount2one January 12, 2010

ninja approach

Sitting in a dark corner, waiting for your target to let their guard down, and then raping them.

Usually done in a BLUUAAARRGH fashion.

Dude 1: I raped yo mom last night, I used the ninja approach.
Gaby: Did you at least scream really loud while doing it?
Dude 1: Totally man.
Gaby: Fine then.

by captain rape July 16, 2010

bone apple tea

When you're retarded and try to act like you're fancy before eating.

Katie: "This food looks great!"
Retarded Ass "I made it just for you. Bone Apple tea!"
*You didn't get a second date.

by UnPC4All2C January 19, 2017

the apple never falls far from the tree

Statement made to infer that one is invariably similar to their parents. Often used negatively or ironically.

1: I heard that Jake is on drugs.
2: Yeah, so was his dad.
1: Hmmm...the apple never falls far from the tree.

1: Stacy's Mom is teh shizzle.
2: Have you seen Stacy? The apple never falls far from the tree.....

1: You filthy little scoundrel, just like your father!
2: I'm nothing like my father!!!
1: The apple never falls far from the tree!

by MrKapper December 3, 2005

applejuice cocktail

applejuice cocktailwhen a male ejaculates in a cup, urinates in it, mixes it up and pours it on to a female

aye yo bitch u like that applejuice cocktail in ur face bitch

by JBLOCK, DPRICE February 4, 2009