by Jan-Peter Balkenende July 14, 2005
The most kickass branch of military in the known universe.
1) Often the subject of ridicule by jealous a Soldiers, Sailors, and especially the Marines who were so dumb that they got a waiver on the ASVAB, and were subsequently rejected for enlistment in the Air Force.
2) Most personnel in the other branches will tell you that the Air Force is the least martial of the other branches while we have actually won the last few wars singlehandedly, and were the actual reason the Iraqis didn't take to the skies the second time around.
They will also tell you that we only send officers to combat, when there are plenty of enlisted airmen out there as well...
3) Shits on the army in every way possible.
4)the only branch capable of destroying the world several times over.
5)Stop hating on the Coast Guard as well.
1) Often the subject of ridicule by jealous a Soldiers, Sailors, and especially the Marines who were so dumb that they got a waiver on the ASVAB, and were subsequently rejected for enlistment in the Air Force.
2) Most personnel in the other branches will tell you that the Air Force is the least martial of the other branches while we have actually won the last few wars singlehandedly, and were the actual reason the Iraqis didn't take to the skies the second time around.
They will also tell you that we only send officers to combat, when there are plenty of enlisted airmen out there as well...
3) Shits on the army in every way possible.
4)the only branch capable of destroying the world several times over.
5)Stop hating on the Coast Guard as well.
by Proud Airman July 19, 2009
When you have to write a paper but have very little to say, so you pad the final copy by installing ridiculously wide margins that make your meager text spill over to a larger number of pages.
Dude 1: What am I gonna do!?! I'm supposed to have six pages by three o'clock for this forestry paper I'm writing, but all's I can manage is two and a half, man.
Dude 2: Did you Courier New it like I taught ya?
Dude 1: 'Course. I'm not a complete fool, though I did forget to consider the Margin of Air - that always works!
Dude 2: Did you Courier New it like I taught ya?
Dude 1: 'Course. I'm not a complete fool, though I did forget to consider the Margin of Air - that always works!
by yarnspinnererer March 27, 2011
Someone who is really dum. Not a lot goes on in an air head's head. They are unaware of anything but themselves.
by oje inmre January 17, 2010
Heather’s party was ridiculous, man. She didn’t invite anybody till the last minute, she told people it was BYOB, all she had was chips and dip and the stereo was broken. 100% air pudding, dude…
by exitflagger May 06, 2008
Dude, I totally air brushed John's face last night! He coughed and has little bits of shit on his lips!
by EHood January 25, 2011
To burp; to have gas pass from the stomach out through ones mouth but no actual vomit accompanying it. A term I definitely coined.
by Chris W H January 10, 2007