A term used for laughing aggressively while drinking a handle of tequila and having sex in the bathroom .
by Hoonad June 04, 2020
When a girl sucks a guys balls sideways, while she jerks him off with both hands, like she's playing the flute.
by Kristina witha k March 20, 2012
A beautiful babe who absolutely oozes confidence, an absolute snack, and an incourigible flirt. If you get you a Dirty Destinee spend as much time as you can munching that box like an all you can eat buffet.
Brian found a Dirty Destinee and spent the entire night going to town on that girl like a bowl of icecream.
by Proditis Media July 01, 2020
When you slather mayonnaise all over your prince and slowly rub your bodies together. This then calls for a pattern of ravishing spanks to the rear from your prince.
by Mr.Carey March 20, 2017
A person who gets so drunk and passes out, that the next day you can tell them that they blew you and they will believe you.
Cole says: "Hey Alex, you blew me last night."
Alex says: "Well Cole, I believe you, but please don't tell anyone!"
Cole says to other people: "Alex is such a Dirty Merchant that he believes he blew me last night!"
Alex says: "Well Cole, I believe you, but please don't tell anyone!"
Cole says to other people: "Alex is such a Dirty Merchant that he believes he blew me last night!"
by Ihaspotpaiz November 19, 2015
by mregina June 20, 2014
by Jsquirls September 27, 2021