Butt-Self-Management

A term that describes the awareness and management of ones own butt.

male Homo sapiens: "... Wow. Do you discretely inspect my butt completely concealed?"
female Homo sapiens: "Maybe, maybe no... you will never know, unless you pay close attention"
male Homo sapiens: "Damn... I gotta step up my Butt-Self-Management game..."

by Humid Snabel April 15, 2016

Butt water

Water from the toilet this splash is on you when you clean

Water from the toilet this splash is on you when you clean
ii am a professional cleaner who has butt water all over her every day

by Christina Page July 27, 2022

Butt Duster

When a guy smacks a person's ass with his member and then relieves himself on it.

He bent her over. Wacked it on her ass and then got off calling it a Butt Duster.

by BubblesButt December 5, 2023

Butt Jousting

When u jab ur penis in a girls asshole

Olga: U like ass play?
Chaz: yeah I’ve been know to dabble in some butt jousting

by Fuckthatnoise October 14, 2021

Wiggly butt

When your girlfriend can't wait any longer for sexual release and she starts to beg.

Honey I've got wiggly butt can we go now? If you're wiggly butt has got you so twitterpated why not just take your pants off here? I'm sure that will help the stress.

by cold clear light April 4, 2015

butt chugger

One who takes a beverage, usually alcoholic, rectally, often called butt chugging. Can be used affectionately from within a group, or pejoratively.

If your name is Conner, you attend USC, and you funnel beers through your butt you are an undisputed butt chugger . I wanna be just like Brett Kavanaugh. He was a grade A butt chugger.

by Deadmusiclives April 24, 2020

meanie butt

someone who closes their camera on their girlfriend

Nolan is such a meanie butt! He closed his camera on me!

by caseydaisy July 14, 2022