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the urban dictionary lewd sex act formula

A method of finding a variety of otherwise disgusting sexual acts. The formula is as follows: (insert nationality) (insert optional adjective) (insert noun).
Scottish windmill, mexican microwave,Alaskan Fire Dragon, the urban dictionary lewd sex act formula
by ...Heiiisssennnberrg... September 26, 2013
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sup sex

a close friend of the opposite sex, that you mess with having them think there sexy but really there just a friend
cimone to spivey: "sup sex"
spivey:lol heyyy
by kaikay February 1, 2008
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"We-Sex" Bathroom

Instead of a uni-sex bathroom it is a bathroom you have sex in.
"Hey, is that a uni-sex bathroom?"

Giving them bedroom eyes, "Nope, it's a "we-sex" bathroom"
by hippiedick February 6, 2010
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hamster sex

When a person fills their bedroom or car with newspaper shreddings and then proceeds to have sex with someone in it.
Tom: I had hamster sex last night.
Tony: That's weird and gross.
Tom: Thank you.
by Mom!TheMeatloaf! August 20, 2011
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tex-sex

Having sex with a person from Texas. This word is particularly used for an attractive female considering there are a lot of them in Texas.
Guy 1: Dude I'm going to Texas

Guy 2: Make sure to have lots of Tex-Sex!!
by trotrot0394854 July 8, 2009
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unicorn sex

the act of shoving ones horn into another ones anus. Then stabbing one in the asscheek after orgasming.
Honey! My pet unicorn can't wait much longer.

But the last time I had unicorn sex I went to the hospital.
by PoPoPoPoPoPoPo February 23, 2009
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Pancake Sex

Pancake sex is when you pour maple syrup on a naked woman/man and put freshly made pancakes of any kind on her/his back/stomach.

You then proceed to eat the pancakes on his/her back/stomach (preferably without any utensils, which could cause complications and trips to the hospital) until you feel finished.

You then lick the syrup from any part of the body of your/his/her choosing.

And at anytime, you may preform sexual intercourse on your partner.
"I spread the syrup all over her luscious tits, getting ready to preform the delicious Pancake Sex" - Dirty Boy
by GentlemanChapNuts May 29, 2011
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