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Chicago White Sock

A good luck pre-game ritual for Chicago White Sox fans where your girlfriend slips on a black sock (normally used for feet) on your cock and jacks you off until you cum into the sock while you sit back, relax, and strap it down with a beer, preferably a Miller lite (or modelo if your girl is Latina)

This is similar to the Clark Street Cock Sock, which is performed exclusively among men within the gay community and into a blue sock before Cubs games instead.
My girl surprised me with the ole Chicago White Sock before the game that was so good I nutted through the sock and Giolito threw a no-hitter!
by DamnGoodCockSock April 1, 2021
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White Whale

Mschfs fucking event where they leaked everyones phone number and no one can solve its puzzle
Did ya get the white whale challenge? the white whale challenge was my favorite?!?!?!?!
by Im0ster October 6, 2020
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white-carpet treatment

That special "V.I.P." respect/honoring that you receive while strolling the beach with handfuls of tasty edibles, and have "accumulated" a whole undulating "ground-cover" of nibblets-seeking seagulls padding along behind you, watching for you to toss a morsel in their direction.
I always love getting the white-carpet treatment when I visit the seashore; I especially get a kick out of how each of the individual seagulls actually seems to be able to "distinguish" your gaze --- i.e., apparently each bird can actually discern if you are looking directly at him to indicate that he's been "chosen" to be fed next --- and so even a gull from the middle or back of the "carpet" of feather-brains will obligingly stretch out his beak and "open up wide", even before you toss the tidbit to him.
by QuacksO January 25, 2019
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White Boy

This white boy is calling us niggers and beaners
by meyerlansky3030 March 27, 2023
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White anchor

When you nut in a girl and rip out her IUD
My girlfriend forgot to get her IUD removed so I performed the white anchor

Oh yeah I got my wife pregnant by white anchoring her
by anonymous February 27, 2023
mugGet the White anchormug.

Bowen white

similar to the phrase “bowen”, someone being called bowen white means they are caring thoughtful, hot, muscular, good looking and phenomenal at everything;sigma
Person 1-man your grades are great do we got a little bowen white one our hands?
by The peoples man March 14, 2024
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Columbian White

When one takes dried semen, crushes it up like cocaine and snorts it.
Man, did you see that porno where the step-mom is addicted to doing Columbian White lines from her "step don't?
by Birdie7185 February 10, 2020
mugGet the Columbian Whitemug.

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