home depot hot dog

A "Home Depot Hot Dog" is when someone sticks their penis through a hole cut in a Home Depot apron and puts various condiments on it before having their partner lick it off before engaging in fornication. Humming the Home Depot jingle is mandatory during this act.

"Want a Home Depot Hot Dog later?"

"Mmm yeah, don't forget the relish babe!"

by Lay uhh December 15, 2022

Dog Em And Walk Em

The act of doing a bitch-like female as dirty as possible then kicking her out

See how she posts titties for likes? Man, that’s why we dog em and walk em, no cap

by SwedWhede December 15, 2022

dog

either the cutest thing in existence or the bane of your existence

"my dog peed all of my house"
"my dog is so cute i died"

by [e-mail] December 17, 2022

I Fucked The Dog

This phrase does not mean what it says... It is an easy and stealthy to mention to anyone that you had sex with the ugly guy/girl at the bar/club/restaurant . To people that aren't aware they may think its a joke , but your friends will!

Bro 1 : I was at the pub last night and when I got home, I fucked the dog.

Dude 1 : Wow dude thats funny but obviously you dont have sex with animals

Bro 2 : damn mate , why would u fuck her, dont u know theres much prettier women at the pub

by yeaokbuddy December 17, 2022

dog

a big or small doggy, can even be medium size

guy 1: i like dogs
guy 2: i like dogs too

by pondde December 18, 2022

Road Dog

Jackson MF Dick D. A real one. Always there for you. Loves my singing monsters. #1 Gamemaster.

Skyler: Hey, where's my road dog at, he's such a real one!

Jackson: Right here bucko! Hey, look over there, its Daniel and Elsa making out!

by chimichimichimichanga December 19, 2022

Pink Dogging

A guy trying to hook up with and fuck everything he can on Facebook, real or not, like a dog with the pink bit hanging out.

Micko was seriously pink dogging all the girls in the group.

by MFPMax December 19, 2022