zach

Zach has 9000 ft shlong and is a sex god

Your pp is as long as a zach

by 69696969696969696969699669 May 14, 2020

Zach absher

a queer who jerks to fortnite and wears nickelodeon hoodies from goodwill and likes to suck black guys

zach absher is such a queer he is dating fionna

by Evan Roten December 6, 2019

Zach Haircut

The completion of a male ejaculation upon the scalp of another male, particularly on a man with soft bones.

Randy spent most of his morning daydreaming of leaving Keith with a healthy Zach Haircut after their date that evening.

by Ballrock November 29, 2016

Zaching

To Zach. Zaching is another word for being a self centred sad narcissist. Often tries to derail conversations by making it about them, often through pretending to be mentally ill. Usually found in group chats

"Sorry for Zaching real quick, but I'm so fuckin depressed lmao"

by TheKeybladeMaster July 22, 2019

Zach

Zach is honestly a great guy, but he has his flaws like all people do. Zach is the kind of guy who will make you fall in love with him and want to be with him every single second of the day. But Zach is a no go for commitment or anything serious, he's not willing to settle down. But he's smart, talented, sweet, nerdy, extremely loyal, and very outgoing, not to mention has a tasteful sense of style. But again, as soon as you meet a Zach he can be gone just like that. So if you meet one never let him go, be yourself, and cherish the time you do have with him while you still have it.

Zach is such a great guy

by Cashew March 13, 2019

Zach Fact

Facts that are immediately known to be true. That's a Zach Fact

Kid #1: The sky is yellow
Kid #2: No it isn't moron
Kid #1: Well it's a Zach Fact
Kid #2: Aw shit you're right

by <;)> May 11, 2018

Zach Herron

A really hot guy who is in a band called Why Shouldn't We.... no, Why Don't We. (My bad)
He has a boyfriend named Jack Avery (jachary muh doods)
He has a girlfriend named Kay Cook, currently.

Friend: Who's that on your profile pic @imrubyherron ?
Me: It's my 'mentally dating husband', Zach Herron

Or in another occasion...

Friend: Who's the best ship in WDW
Me: Definetely #jachary. Zach Herron and Jack Avery

by @imrubyherron January 9, 2019