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WTFML

A compound-acronym of the two closely related acronyms of WTF and FML. It means: What The Fuck My Life. WTFML can be applied to many unfavorable circumstances. Under normal circumstances, the WHAT THE FUCK portion comes first, followed closely by a heart-felt FUCK MY LIFE. When typed from a computer, it is an absolute NECESSITY that the caps lock be left on to convey the appropriate intensity.

WTFML is NOT to be mistaken for "When Twats Farm Major Lice". If you ever hear anyone use WTFML to describe an instance when twats farm major lice, the offending person should be subsequently mushroom tattooed.
Malika: So, they gave me a special shampoo and told me to scrub thoroughly for a week, ugh WTFML!
by JeffJonezZz August 5, 2009
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wtfya

abbreviation for where the fuck you at
wtfya boiiiiii i'm tryna smoke fat rn
by itsyouruncle April 25, 2017
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WTFU

Acronym for "Wake the Fuck Up"

A Starbucks hidden menu item including a grande nitro cold brew with two added shots of espresso.
A 16 oz grande nitro cold brew contains 280 mg of caffeine, a shot of espresso contains 75 mg of caffeine.
Accounting for the 2 oz of lost cold brew, a WTFU contains a whopping 395 mg of caffeine!
I pulled an all nighter and I need to stay awake for my exam, I better go to Starbucks and get a WTFU.
by Sheff Ramsay February 9, 2020
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WTFF

What The Fucking Fuck

-basically it is What The Fuck but when u are really mad or confused, this is more deeper way of expressing it.
john: lisa just dumped me for that moron. WTFF?!!
by maydagirl August 1, 2007
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WTFBBQPWNED

When a person gets owned so bad he has burn marks
Timothy got WTFBBQPWNED in his game of D.O.T.A, when he received a score of 0-10
by Andy Chan January 15, 2008
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wtfpwned

Owned in an ubelievably humiliating way.
Joe was wtfpwned by John after he stole his girlfriend and screwed his mom.
by pyrez July 4, 2003
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Short hand for: What The Fuck Laughing My Ass Off Laugh Out Loud Oh My God Shut The Fuck Up Rolling Over From Laughter Age Sex Location Do What I Mean Not What I Say Ok Thanks Goodbye Talk To You Later Die!

As you can see it is quite useful. Yet only noobs and losers use it.
WTFLMAOLOLOMGSTFUROFLASLDWIMNWISKTHXBAIDIE!

Shut up you fucking noob!!!
by BackToNormal July 1, 2004
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