Well, Fuck Me Gently with a 10 foot barge pole.

Surprise or exclamation.

A long time not seeing a particularly good friend.

Hi John.

"Well, Fuck Me Gently with a 10 foot barge pole.",Bob, how you doing you old wanker.

Fine But, hows you.

by BlokeBloke January 17, 2012

All Too Well (10 Minute Version) (Taylor’s Version)

a masterpiece, written by Dr. Taylor Swift (aka the music industry) and Liz Rose. released in 2021 on red (taylor’s version), it was originally written in 2011 for the original red album, however was cut down to 5:29. with red (taylor’s version), it was finally released in it’s full glory and poetry.

yes, i wrote this definition so no one has to see the crappy other one

(people singing All Too Well (10 Minute Version) (Taylor’s Version))
“FUCK THE PATRIARCHY KEYCHAIN ON THE GROUND, WE WERE ALWAYS SKIPPING TOWN”

by monkeymoo ✨ June 3, 2023

well fucked

Absolutely fucked to the extreme

After that jonny fast pants session I was well fucked

by rudi October 29, 2006

well spoken

The surprise some white people feel when a black person has a clear, articulate, and socially acceptable accent and way of speaking.

Obama sure is well spoken (can be replaced with the name Oprah, Bryant Gumbel, or Taye Diggs).

by I'm Baatman December 24, 2011

well care

A saying/phrase, used in britain (mainly the rhyl area), which is not technically accurate, but hilarious nontheless. Used in a sarcastic manner, basically means that you 'well care', thereby exclaming the fact that you do not care.

Me: Dan you knob jockey!
Dan: Well care

by Jesus February 28, 2004

well-kempt

Well-kempt is redundant. The word kempt means neat, tidy, well-groomed. Its opposite is unkempt;a slovenly person. In popular usage, however, we usually prefix kempt with well - as in, he's well-kempt. On the other hand, it is entirely wrong to define a neat guy by saying he's well-kept - unless he's a gigilo or hustler, being more than adequately paid.

My boyfriend really grooms himself well, he's always perfectly kempt. Or, if you like, well-kempt.

by Charles Panati May 10, 2008

Raw Chicken Wallet

Another term for Vagina.

That's a nice raw chicken wallet.

by daygloworange February 28, 2009