Pre-weekend wasted 

Normally a Thursday night. It's not quite the weekend, but after working 4 days you need to go out and have a beer or twelve. Can involve trivia, live music, watching basketball/baseball/football or karaoke.

"At trivia last Cato got pre-weekend wasted."

"Ugh, it's almost Friday and I'm so ready for the weekend. Let's go out tonight and get pre-weekend wasted!!"

Pre-weekend wasted by Ms. Blackout aka Jane March 13, 2009

Asian Girl Wasted 

Goes out with the intent to get hammered, followed by karaoke.

We had Sushi for dinner, did a lot of sake bombs and ended up Asian girl wasted at a karaoke bar.

Asian Girl Wasted by Audreyslove October 26, 2016

wahsted 

Define wahsted(waHsted not wasted), means that it exceeds the common words to define intoxication. Intoxication stages begin with tipsy, drunk, wasted, shitfaced, and finally WAHSTED. Being wahsted may sometimes be difficult to realize. You're passed the point of puking(should have done that hours ago) and you survive passing out(means you never did)and you have no sensation what-so-ever meaning you're paralyzed. No one can really determine when they're experiencing the world of wahsted because too damn wahsted to know. Have you ever awaken to duct tape under your arm pits(OUCH!) and marker all over your face? Guesses that the person who performed the act was wahsted themselves especially when the design is very intricate and and looked tedious to create.

Damn look at Nick he's hella wahsted!!!

wahsted by Che and Bri June 26, 2004

Wamsterbate 

When a man masturbates while crying, using his own tears as a lubricant.

Will: "Hey I accidentally walked in on jake wamsterbating to a picture of his old girlfriend."

Steve: "Haha Jake wamsterbates? That's hilarious!"

Wamsterbate by Palmertabs December 29, 2013

Waseca High School 

One step below the prison. The principal is a sexist bitch whos voice makes everyone in hearing distance cringe and wasted several million dollars on a school re-model where the bathrooms no longer have shelves, and the drinking fountains work between 9am - 12pm if you're lucky. The food you're forced to eat is equivalent to that of canned dog food and you only get 15 minutes for lunch, 7 of which are spent in a line being carefully monitored by several of the school teachers.

"Dude I just went to Waseca High School, it's an absolute mess."

Waseca High School by Laptop man June 1, 2019

Walter Chao 

A person who has mastered the art of giving himself and others 100% brain damage

Wow did u know that man over knows the art of Walter Chao? I'd stay away from him if u wanna keep your braincells

Walter Chao by Tydraste September 8, 2019

Walter Pope 

Someone who is completely innocent and did no wrong doing. A Walter Pope has never said a bad thing, and is blamed for actions he didn't commit.

Hey that Walter Pope never said that

Walter Pope by DuckorGoose May 14, 2020