tightsmagnet

Someone who wears tights or leggings to show off legs and bottom to others for purposes of stimulation.

Wearing her black opaque tights as leggings she went on the town to tease the guys with her peachy bottom as full blown tightsmagnet.

by kimsherman July 2, 2019

Tight

Something very packed or strained.

Person: was she tight dude?

Person 2: yeah she was a virgin.
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Person 1: what’s tight?

Me: your mom. 😏😏😏😏

by xXFlxwersXx January 24, 2022

Glittered Tights

Different from your conventional black coloured tights. Normally have a shiny, silvery appearance and are covered in glitter; don't always work on everyone who tries them. This is something females may describes themselves as when trying to appear more complicated than need be.

Treasure-"There's black tights and then there's glittered tights, I consider myself the latter; don't always work out with everyone."
Hot Boi-"Eh????"
Treasure-"Work it out love."

by 5'5 beast August 30, 2009

Belgian Tightrope

The act in which someone is suspended in air by multiple penis's. Specifically in the anus, mouth, and both hands, thus resulting in the form of a tightrope. This position was started in Belgium due to the low amount of bridges and women.

Bob: "Did you hear about Jack?"
Doctor: "No, but please tell."
Bob: "Well he was on the receiving end of a Belgian Tightrope."
Doctor: "Oh my! When did this happen, and why is your penis so swollen?"
Bob: "About 20 minutes ago. Question doc, if your penis takes the weight of 115 pounds while being erect and you hear a loud pop, is that bad?"

by TheUnforgiven1N June 27, 2011

Evan Tight

1. Clothing that constricts the testicles to the point that sperm cells die at a rate of a thousand sperm per second.

2. Being hit on by 17 year old overweight girls.

1."Yo I'm considering a vasectomy" "Nah just put on some evan tight jeans and you're good to go."

2. "Yo Jaylin was hitting on me in McDonalds." "HA! EVAN TIGHT SON!"

by DilledDough September 5, 2011

Hoighty Toighty Herky Jerky

A high-end reach around at a steakhouse.

I just took my girl to Ruth’s Chris and she gave me a Hoighty Toighty Herky Jerky at the bar while we waited for our seats.

by Puddy's 8 Ball Jacket August 31, 2018

Tampon Tight

Vagina the size of a tampon, anything bigger put inside will stretch it.

I’m tampon tight!

by WT613 February 10, 2022