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belligerent thunder cunt

1. n. someone who is obnoxious and idiotic at the same time

2.n. someone who is just generally annoying and loud

3. "thunder cunt"
-a noun: a particularly ferocious vagina
-a verb: the act of having your hands in a v formation around your crotch and then expelling them forward with a sense of victory of defiance
1. Did you see that that girl just blow off her boyfriend to hang out with her friends, what a belligerent thunder cunt.

2. He is such a belligerent thunder cunt, all he does is blab about his Harvard degree.

3. 1. That Heather is wild, she must have one hell of a thunder cunt. 2. After the tennis match, the doubles team gave their opponents the thunder cunt, just to put them down.
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alabama thunder cunt 

When a fat lady from alabama smacks her twat on the ground making thundering noises
Wow thats one hell of an alabama thunder cunt

Over-Under Thunder 

When a girl farts and queefs simultaneously, placing one hand "over" her vagina, and the other hand "under" her legs, on her ass, both in a cup-like position. When said girl farts and queefs, she moves her cupped hands from a closed to open position, thus creating a loud "Over-Under Thunder." This act is common when girls have pajama parties.
Cindy: Uh-oh! I have to fart and queef at the same time! What should I do?
Stacey: You should cut an Over-Under Thunder!
Over-Under Thunder by JasonFatKid November 1, 2012

albino thunder 

one who indeed carries the potential to become the true vanilla thrilla. an individual lacking of skin pigment who juggles hustlin' and ballin' at the same time.
damn son hes keepin' it gangsta like albino thunder.
albino thunder by stever November 26, 2004

Ass Clapping Thunder Whore 

someone being of bitchy status, with no regaurds to you or your personal state of mind.
Kori was being a bitch one night and called me a dick..
So I politely replied "suck on my fun stick you Ass Clapping Thunder Whore"

Brownie Thunder 

1. The result of a vigorous and invasive session of anal sex, during which, fecal matter (specifically diarrheal) is suddenly and forcefully ejected onto the dominant participant.

2. A daily special item on a Culver's sign, usually listed (without punctuation) amongst several collectively unappetizing meals.
1. That bitch didn't tell me she was hammering back Thai food all day before we had buttsex. The sheer velocity of the brownie thunder nearly knocked me on my ass.

2. Cream of potato brownie thunder tuna melt.
Brownie Thunder by Suicide Door December 19, 2009

Grandma Thunder 

1/3 Red Bull. 1/3 Grapefruit juice. 1/3 Dark rum.

Serve in highball glass with large ice cube.
"Why do they call it grandma thunder?"

"I have no idea. It tastes really good though."
Grandma Thunder by itsMOOPY April 5, 2010