The Phantom effect

A brain damage that makes belive that you get laid because you are in a group of people that drives around in a car an listens to brainless music.

"OMG i got laid!!! - it must be the phantom effect"

by Theprinceofnewtromsø January 5, 2018

Phantom phallus

The imaginary penis, a lesbian thinks with when she’s checking out women

That bird had a face like the elephant man’s ball bag! Mind you, she had massive bangers, long legs and dressed like a Trollope. Linda must’ve been thinking with her phantom phallus when she hit on that munter!

by Nuphagus January 4, 2020

The Phantom Realm

The phantom realm is where Hugh sent Jimbo in a final duel. It is usually used in a term right before you finish someone off.

Your going to the phantom realm jimbo

by Reggie from Nintendo May 13, 2020

Phantom pisser

A phantom pisser is a person who tends to piss on toilet paper, toilet seat and in the top water bucket of a toilet. The name phantom because no one knows who it is

No example as we do not speak or hear of the phantom pisser

by phantompisser August 10, 2020

Phantom X

-group of kinda cool guys on tiktok, one of them is antisocial and mean, and one of the be packing.

Phantom X is so radddd.

by adw.adassbay September 7, 2020

ghost phantom

When you take a poo but there is no evidence

Leaving you to question... “Did I actually poo?”

Ghost: When there is no skid on the TP

Phantom: When the log goes straight down the pipe without flushing

Side note: You better put that toilet paper straight back. It’s still pristine. Think about the environment.

OMG! I did a Ghost Phantom!

by Lil’ Chance of being a Rapper September 9, 2020

phantom fantasy

An elaborate story (or relationship) with an apparition or specter. an appearance or illusion without material substance, as a dream image, mirage, or optical illusion. a person or thing of merely illusory power, status, efficacy.

My "relationship" with him wasn't real, it was a PHANTOM FANTASY; we have never actually met in person, only talked on the phone and in text messages.

by CaliBeachGirl September 19, 2020