Urban Gardening

When using whole carrots as butt plugs your partner uses the leafy top to pull them out. Any topped produce may work.

I’ve never been on a farm, but got to do some Urban Gardening with this lady I met at Whole Foods. Great harvest.

by ducksmauler February 3, 2023

Garden city deeside

Better known as “garden shitty” it is a place in north wales in flintshire where if you aren’t wearing a bullet proof vest.. you aren’t safe. Infamously known for the “Cross family” a family of smackheads who will indefinitely shank you up

i went to garden city deeside last weekend and got spiked by jack cross

by iamTHEWILL March 30, 2024

Mary's Garden

A hairy pussy

"She got her Mary's garden out!"

by Wayne Ladlow June 19, 2021

Garden hose cock

A very Very VERY long penis
You can give a girl a cum goblin 1480 with one

Dude did you hear mike has a garden hose cock

by Nut funny man January 30, 2023

Garden

(slang)(verb)
To smoke marijuana; to consume weed. Often used metaphorically, to romanticize the process and be discreet.

Jane gardens every evening to unwind, finding peace in her little ritual.

by para_anomaly June 25, 2024

market-garden

When you strike someone from above with a portable gardening shovel with extreme amounts of vertical velocity.

I'll "market-garden" his ass.

by epstone July 6, 2025

Garden Snakin' it

A harmless and unnassuming charachter illustrating qualities of quickness, deception, and all around sneakiness.

Has anyone seen Tony? Last I saw he was garden snakin' it all over the Hard Rock Hotel.

by Tony Goldstein July 29, 2009