Ding suppression

(noun) - A device worn on one's head to conceal male-pattern baldness when out and about amongst his peers (e.g. a hat) Particularly useful when around women.

("ding" as in "balDING")

hat scalp gross peacocking vanity
Insecure dude: "I don't want all the girls at the club to laugh at me when I hit on them tonight so I better cover that scalp up with some ding suppression."

Bro: "Wise choice bro!"
by PieIDemandPie July 08, 2013
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Skerplash ding

It is based of the hash slinging slasher It is where you hit the nastiest fighting move in a game in or real life i honestly just said it while playing smash bros while tripping on acid
This nigga just got skerplash dinged
by Lilnutbigballs420 March 20, 2023
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Ringa-Ding

I hate my ringa-ding goofy ahh friend teacher wolf hybrid student
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Ring A Ding

Ring a ding also known as ring ding is an extremely offensive slur directed at people of Indian decent (Southeast Asia). Often used to make fun of or humiliate these group of people.
I was walking the other day and I ran into a ring a ding. He smelled like sweet curry.
by BigBird9112 April 15, 2024
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Ring A Ding

Ring a ding aka ring ding is an extremely offensive slur directed at people of Indian decent or those who speak Hindi. Often used to humiliate or make fun of people who described as such.
Today I ran into a ring a ding at the 7-eleven. He smelled like sweet curry.
by BigBird9112 April 15, 2024
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ding written

When something is ding written, it is written in such a poor sense that you want to throw a brick at the face of the author multiple times.
Guy 1: "Hey, have you read Kevin's new book?"
Guy 2: "That shit's absolutely ding written. I ain't reading that."
by TopNotchTopHat May 18, 2015
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brain ding

look its brain ding
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