Zipper Zombie

A person that will give blow jobs without showing any excitement or pleasure.

Rebecca is a zipper Zombie. She did her thing without ever making a sound then left.

by Dave720 June 04, 2013

choking the zombie

A term used for stimulating a limp penis and bringing it to life

My mom caught me choking the zombie last night.

by Zilch2zero January 01, 2014

ZOMBIE VOTER

A vote cast by someone who is deceased.

The Newspaper reported that a 170 year old man voted in the past election. That is one heck of a Zombie Voter.

by MKUFAMS1099 November 08, 2020

zombie palm

Peeling the skin from your palm before masturbation.

Justin Dillon got a mad wicked zombie palm yo.

by nezzreth March 16, 2016

Zombie bat

Any bat infected with the rabies virus.

Stay far away from a zombie bat.

by Natural Life December 23, 2021

Zombie Butt

When your farts smell like you have been eating nothing but dead things.

For God's sake, Grandpa has straight Zombie Butt after eating nothing but Cheetos and cabbage!

by Skiddy Marx April 27, 2019

Gym Zombie

Someone who blindly shows up at the gym every day/week at the same time and does exactly the same workout / routine.

Look at the clock; its 5:25 and Randy in limbering up outside the Fitness Center waiting for the doors to open. He lifts 5 days a week doing the same workout. What a Gym Zombie.

by TimeToFap November 02, 2016