Shreks

When you have a sex and watch shrek at the same time

Bro I had shreks with my girl last night, best time ever.

by Mentalmethhead March 25, 2020

The Shrek

When you have a sinus infection and you sneeze into your hand and use the mucus to masturbate

Dirk loves to do the shrek

by G-Dub91 January 11, 2022

Shrek

Shrek is the almighty ogre lord who rules over many swamps around the world

Shrek is believed to be made by god himself and was made to bring the belief of onions and on how much layers they have

Shrek is praised on by the believers who believe that shrek will come down from the heavens and rip apart the non believers bit by bit

by Memeslip6669 January 6, 2019

Matthew Shrek

A human\Shrek hybrid.Usually is a gay virgin.

Bro stop being a Matthew Shrek it pisses me off.

by anonymous May 11, 2022

Shrek

My love
My god
My lord
My life

Shrek is love, Shrek is life <3

me: Shrek
you: Yes

by UwU slander November 19, 2020

Shrek

An ogre overlord that deserves your upmost respect. If you do not respect him you shall go to where the bad people like the fairy godmother who is power hungry and uses more hairspray than there is oil on earth. If you read the holy shrek 1 2 and 4 movies you shall find the one deity we respect and praise.

Welcome to the church of Shrek the ogre

by That handle is alrea January 11, 2022

Shrek

The hottest living thing to exist

"Shrek is mine"

by Xsockx April 7, 2020