lily johnson

HAS a REALLLLY FAT ASSSS!perky boobs and loves to have many boyfriends 10 at a time the highest soo far. Gives every guy in a 20 foot radius a hard ass boner that doesnt go away for an hour. The booobs are perky and massive tight and hella warm pussy.

Damn lily johnson is soooo fuking hot. *walks to lily johnson* "lets fuck already" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

by Luke, Dairius, and RANDALL November 28, 2017

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Bob Johnsons

Quite simply, a pair of gentleman's 'knackers'.

Kev: "I didnt know you could do the splits Jim?"

Jim: "Neither did I, my Bob Johnsons are paying for it now though!"

by Dabz December 12, 2008

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Liz Johnson

Liz Johnson, born May 2, 1974, is a professional bowler and slang for rising to perfection after tragedy. In an emotional event, the first professional sporting event to resume after the attacks, Johnson bowled the third televised perfect 300 game in PWBA history on her way to winning the Paula Carter Classic. To want a Liz Johnson is to want to turn around and overcome. She currently works at a Macy's Store in Toledo, Ohio.

Eric: "I totally blew it with the head cheerleader."

Mike: "No problem man, just take a Liz Johnson."

Eric: "I want a Liz Johnson?"

Mike: "Yeah you'll take a Liz Johnson."

by Sprinter123 November 10, 2009

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Tristan johnson

fakest cunt out, you get close to him and he will stab you right in the back. he likes to play around with girls but its probably just to cover up how fucking gay he really is. rude, stubborn, dick, annoying, fuckboy and gay are many ways to describe him but trust me, the list goes on and on ...

fuck, hes such a tristan johnson

by urban.bby November 25, 2019

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