Slacks Clam

A vagina. In a P-whipped dude or D-Bag kind of way.

Kenny: Bob "can't" go out tonight. He is being such a Slacks Clam.
Tom: I know. His new girlfriend wont let him leave her sight.

Joe: Look at all those frat boys smoking their Juul's. What a bunch of Slacks Clams!

by WestCoast45 December 20, 2018

Clam hopper

Promiscuous butch lesbian that jumps from woman to woman.

Deloris is such a clam hopper!

by Chicken boy 2016 November 13, 2016

Clam Cuffs

When you double fist a female in the vagina, but she clinches down and you can't get your hands out.

Hey John, I was double fisting this chick the other day, but she put me in clam cuffs and I was stuck there for another hour!!

by Nasty Dave June 20, 2019

Foreskin Clams

A foreskin clam is the process of smegma in the foreskin becoming hardened over time, eventually resulting in a calculus bridge - like substance in the foreskin. When peeled back, the victim of the foreskin clam will pull the clam out to reveal a ring like buildup that is somewhat shaped like a clam

Foreskin clams are solid buildup is said to be more excruciating than a kidney stone

by Ultramann85 June 22, 2020

Clam Radio

The act of putting earbuds in a females butt, turning the volume all the way up, then putting your ear up to her vagina and jamming out.

Last night I was listening to Metallica on clam radio and it ruled!

by g2hhbu September 12, 2014

Clam cough

When a female expunges air from her vagina.

During yoga class, our instructor clam coughed; it sounded like a small trumpet and some folks applauded.

by Halc February 25, 2014

Roof Clam

a flying saucer that has landed on an earthlings roof. Most likely to enticing f@#$ing JAMS being bumped.

YO Darren had a roof clam on his house last week. Now his songs are playing through the airwaves!!

by Zordy September 27, 2020