Over The Table Beef Stick

When you have sex on a table in a chinese resturant.

Hey while were waiting for our food want a over the table beef stick?

by Operation Asian Invansion July 8, 2009

you bring nothing to the table

when you dont bring humour, you dont bring character, you dont bring personality

to the table = to the conversation

usually a joke :)

guy:i had the wildest night it was raging because of me

girl:cool it kid, you bring nothing to the table

you dont bring the condiments the sauce, the salt - you bring nothing

by she1l August 31, 2009

ass table way back

When a woman's ass is so massive that you can have a banquet on it.

ey man look at that hoe
GOD DAMN MAN SHE GOT AN ASS TABLE WAY BACK!
feels like thanks giving

by Uvenk January 13, 2011

GTKT (Goats of The Knight Table)

The official Shadow Council of Spellbreak that is responsible for maintaining the good that remains amongst the Breakers in the Hollowlands.

GTKT (Goats of The Knight Table) are the Breakers responsible for the return of the Blink rune!

by nikku_uwu November 14, 2019

takes away from the table

Somebody you know who is so worthless that the maintenance of their acquaintance cannot possibly be justified.

Antonym of bring to the table, as in somebody who's existence is beneficial to society, as opposed to someone who drains the communal lifeforce from the world.

<Pointing at a serial killer/pederast/shitty president> That guy right there, he's such a douchebag, he actually takes away from the table.

by yoJERraps! September 21, 2008

Da Cool Kidz Table

A cyber meeting place for geeks who spend endless hours in front of their computers and invite similar minded people to join them at their virtual table where they chat about inane topics.

OMG, I ust got invited to the join Da Cool Kidz Table. After all the time I've spent zoing, it's about time. I finally earned my virtual wings.

by copyright2011 July 17, 2010

fall on my coffee table

Inviting one or more parties to openly participate in sexual activities. Synonymous with "come hit that" and "smack that ass".

Come by my place and fall on my coffee table.

by cautiscy September 2, 2009