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Mexican suprise

That's when you take the bag out the trash and shit in the can then put the bag back in.
Dude totally left that asshole junkie downstairs a mexican suprise in his thrash can in his room.
by chinkateria May 31, 2018
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Tequila sunrise

A golden shower from a woman who is pissing blood.
The wife has a bad UTI, so my Saturday golden shower turned into a tequila sunrise.
by Doc_Boc June 6, 2018
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Sticky Sunrise

When you ejaculate into someone’s mouth, but your spunk is a sickly yellow colour, and smells like vomit.
I was sucking my homie last night and he pulled a sticky sunrise.
by Bowlhead Roadboy March 5, 2018
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frosted sunrise

Before your partner wakes up, you straddle your partners chest and jerk off causing a bountiful load of cum to be blown on their face creating a frosted appearance in the glorious morning sunshine.
Roberts frosted sunrise this morning did wonderful things for my complexion today. I hope i get it again tomorrow...
by DublBubbl May 9, 2018
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Watermelon Sunrise

When you're drinking a Tequila Sunrise and a black man with rather large genitalia dips said genitalia into the drink.
I was at a gay bar one day enjoying a fag and Tequila Sunrise when some black guy shoved his dick and sack into my drink! He called it the watermelon sunrise!
by DarkendTheMighty May 16, 2018
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Alaskan Sunrise

An Alaskan Sunrise is when you fuck a girl in the ass, and pull out as you cum. The cum resembles that of the majestic Alaskan foothills, resting under the colorfully pink pussy, or sun, as some would call it.
Condescending Coworker: "Have you ever been to Alaska? I hear they get a lot of snow this time of year, which is perfect for visiting our ski cabin in Anchorage."

You subtly one upping: "My wife gets an Alaskan Sunrise every morning!"
by PrecariousToast July 18, 2018
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Louisiana Sunrise

When you are eating the pussy and your tounge slips into the girls asshole and she moans. Now you know she likes it and she forces your head into her ass making you do something that you didn’t have the intentions to do.
Last night I went down on my girl and got a Louisiana sunrise.
by John Smith86 October 6, 2018
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