Snifters

The act of rubbing your finger(s) up and around your rectum, and then sneaking up to an unsuspecting victim and placing it under their nose.

I just wrestled down Bobby and gave him the snifters!

by dink1212121 February 10, 2008

stifty

An erection on a 50 year old man. Combination of the words "fifty' and "stiffy". stiffy erection

A discussion among friends about the pros and cons of turning the big 5-0 produced this term.

Steve may be half a century old, but he can still give his wife the ol' stifty.

by JGPresley December 28, 2010

shiftoneone

Used instead of an exclamation mark depending on how many 'one' there is that is the number of exclamation marks given, see below....

Jan is hot shiftoneone = Jan is hot !!

by Prince_VampirO September 27, 2005

smift

short for semi-fat, any state between slim and fat

damn, fat bob joined track and became smift in 3 months!

by birendra gangar September 7, 2012

Stick Shift aka v8

gettin dirty like you cherpin gears.

the act of dancing like your driving a stick shift.

The freemont Goones straight break bitches hips with the stick shift aka V8.

by Vincent Bradley "V8" March 17, 2009

Ctrl Shift QQ

POV: You are looking at among us memes and then your teacher uses this shortcut UGH

if you use this then your a dumbass

student 1: yo kid do you want to clear all of your history on your chromebook
student 2: yes
student 1: press ctrl shift qq
student 2: *presses ctrl shift qq*
student 2: bro your a fucking bitch
student 1: at least you cant get caught amymore

by guy using urban dictionary September 24, 2022

sock hole shift

switching sock with a hole to the other foot, where it will be in a different spot. in 'ancient' times socks would be 'darned', sewn and/or repaired. now that we have a 'disposable' society, one simply throws the offending sock in the "gobbige" can. (or rag bag!)

sock hole shift accomplishes only the delay of this process. of course, if a hole actually comes around, it usually isn't long before the heel goes too...

john had a toe poking through a sock hole, time to sock hole shift; he thought!

by michael foolsley January 8, 2010